I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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