one two three fourrrrnication!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
