watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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