I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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