no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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