I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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