Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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