I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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