In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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