i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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