Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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