My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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