if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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