Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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