Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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