i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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