Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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