??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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