why do cheetos always look like penises
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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