eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Randomize
