I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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This house was built for laser tag.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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