My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
