Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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