So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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