She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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