David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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