Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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