Got a toothbrush?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.