Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Drake has all the answers