On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out