I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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