nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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