pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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