How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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