her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i think im in europe. pls send help
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
