I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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