If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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