Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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