Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
