I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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