ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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