Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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