grandma shit on top of the toilet
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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