Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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