well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
whose ass print is on the piano?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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