Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Barsexuality is the new black.
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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