bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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