glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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