john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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