Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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