I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
