belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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