She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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