Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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