ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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