that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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