i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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