am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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