You surviving the open bar?
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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