last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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